I always thought 'chupacabra' was a dumb name, so I'm glad the monster's called 'sooka' here.

it's pepsi or nothing

for the price of two!

never get even remotely close to a chimpanzee

I kept thinking "shelbyville oaks hur hur" the whole time but i'm a grown up so I didn't tell anyone

Men find tapes *like this*, women find tapes *like that*. We're so lame.

love you to bits, specially maybe the tip of your tongue

You're just like a tease you're getting it with ease, aren't you boy?

Featuring one of the most punchable faces in the universe

It's not about Cannibal Corpse's discography though